Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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