we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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