brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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