Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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