As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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