Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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