she looked like the before picture.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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