You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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