Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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