I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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