Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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