I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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