he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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