BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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