Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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