But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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