I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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