no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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