the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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