My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
The adults are the big ones right?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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