hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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