okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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