Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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