So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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