Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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