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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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