lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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