Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
