As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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