No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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