I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
