i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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