she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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