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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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