in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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