I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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