oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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