When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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