ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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