He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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