On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Man, jail baloney is awful.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You took a bar mat shot.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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