i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just gift wrapped bread.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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