Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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