oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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