okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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