omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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