Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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