I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
