lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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