margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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