doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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