He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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