is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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