Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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