giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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