what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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