If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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